The name is Danii ! Im 18 and I am a SENIOR!!! YAY!!! ALSO ONE DIRECTION IS MY LIFE AND THIS IS MY 1D BLOG! IF YOU WANT MY PERSONAL JUST ASK !!! Followed by Liam Payne on twitter :) my twitter is @1Dloverphilly26Tumblr (3.0; @mrspaynelinson)http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4365943d7bd8b957f5f5b2d159bdc185/tumblr_mn4gi8HJ4h1rwwe1uo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://p-ores.tumblr.com/post/51007731985/ssuuiicciiddee-livinterrupted-every">p-ores</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ssuuiicciiddee.tumblr.com/post/50954584664/livinterrupted-every-fucking-girl-i-wish-i">ssuuiicciiddee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://livinterrupted.tumblr.com/post/50947433804/every-fucking-girl">livinterrupted</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Every</p> <p>fucking</p> <p>girl.</p> </blockquote> <p>i wish i could be better</p> </blockquote> <div> <p><em><span>☹</span><span>☹</span><span>☹</span><span>☹</span><span>☹</span></em></p> </div> </blockquote>http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51263862480http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51263862480Fri, 24 May 2013 20:41:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d21bdaad62e75f88bf3c6ae6dcd959d8/tumblr_mnbcp4ahgn1rqvriio2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43ea3909f47564e0cb994b7366fab60f/tumblr_mnbcp4ahgn1rqvriio3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb94d0f9d4277d5bf61c5a368e056cc5/tumblr_mnbcp4ahgn1rqvriio1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51263838078http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51263838078Fri, 24 May 2013 20:41:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/297ab1564a1ed191b1bc8c07d436585d/tumblr_mgh8my80jR1rnthy0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pinkecize.tumblr.com/post/47251710793/kis-sed-wow-harry-mildrose-purfectionest">pinkecize</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kis-sed.tumblr.com/post/46598296157/wow-harry-mildrose-purfectionest-zayn">kis-sed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>wOw hArry</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mildrose.tumblr.com/post/46597736360/purfectionest-zayn-bby-niall">mildrose</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://purfectionest.tumblr.com/post/46597012640">purfectionest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>zayn bby </p> </blockquote> <p>nIALL</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>liam and harry are probably the weirdest celebrities out there</p> </blockquote>http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51263668746http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51263668746Fri, 24 May 2013 20:38:27 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shatteredhorns.tumblr.com/post/37771833233/scootabooty-scootabooty-scootabooty">shatteredhorns</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scootabooty.tumblr.com/post/37771065476/scootabooty-scootabooty-scootabooty">scootabooty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scootabooty.tumblr.com/post/37771017522/scootabooty-scootabooty-scootabooty">scootabooty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scootabooty.tumblr.com/post/37770852129/scootabooty-scootabooty-scootabooty">scootabooty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scootabooty.tumblr.com/post/37770775804/scootabooty-scootabooty-scootabooty-tom">scootabooty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scootabooty.tumblr.com/post/37770751536/scootabooty-scootabooty-tom-hanks">scootabooty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scootabooty.tumblr.com/post/37770721705/scootabooty-tom-hanks-masturbates-tom">scootabooty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scootabooty.tumblr.com/post/37770669848/tom-hanks-masturbates-tom-wanks">scootabooty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <p>Tom Hanks masturbates</p> <p><em>Tom Wanks</em></p> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>Tom Hank punishes his kids</p> <p><em>Tom Spanks</em></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>Tom Hanks says grace at dinner</p> <p><em>Tom Thanks</em></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>Tom Hanks needs to deposit money</p> <p><em>Tom Banks</em></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>Tom Hanks plays Tug-o-War</p> <p><em>Tom Yanks</em></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>Tom Hanks can’t remember</p> <p><em>Tom Blanks</em></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>Tom Hanks stabs a bloke</p> <p><em>Tom Shanks</em></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>Tom Hanks takes a boat ride</p> <p><em>Tom Cruise</em></p> </blockquote>http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51263606214http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51263606214Fri, 24 May 2013 20:37:30 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://twerking-amporas.tumblr.com/post/41970136991/ghilles-snarg-when-skinny-people-call">twerking-amporas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ghilles.tumblr.com/post/41969910943/snarg-when-skinny-people-call-themselves-fat">ghilles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snarg.tumblr.com/post/28201210140/when-skinny-people-call-themselves-fat-and-youre">snarg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them </p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7vogeJ6N81qdkyms.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.</p> </blockquote> <p>they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit</p> </blockquote>http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51263570311http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51263570311Fri, 24 May 2013 20:36:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/19847e72684ee1e57e5485bfd4a37b1c/tumblr_mn9yqrb4Lo1sntmevo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drappleluv.tumblr.com/post/51190248630/goldenbug0-princess-potterheadxo-did-she-get">drappleluv</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goldenbug0.tumblr.com/post/51185626830/princess-potterheadxo-did-she-get-a-haircut">goldenbug0</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://princess-potterheadxo.tumblr.com/post/51183103535/did-she-get-a-haircut">princess-potterheadxo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>did she get a haircut</p> </blockquote> <p>no she’s not in uniform</p> </blockquote> <p>Is that a new bow?</p> </blockquote>http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51263553171http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51263553171Fri, 24 May 2013 20:36:41 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hitlervevo.tumblr.com/post/51132348328">hitlervevo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sherwat.tumblr.com/post/51060756341/chrissykilljoybitchtits-inc-omparable">sherwat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chrissykilljoybitchtits.tumblr.com/post/50940182613/inc-omparable-im-fandoomed-hitlervevo-why">chrissykilljoybitchtits</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inc-omparable.tumblr.com/post/50922311440/im-fandoomed-hitlervevo-why-the-fuck-cant-we">inc-omparable</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://im-fandoomed.tumblr.com/post/50918597089/hitlervevo-why-the-fuck-cant-we-text-the">im-fandoomed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hitlervevo.tumblr.com/post/50896501985">hitlervevo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why the fuck cant we text the police</p> <p>lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you</p> </blockquote> <p>Here in Canada you can</p> </blockquote> <p>Here in England we just… scream and run</p> </blockquote> <p>Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer</p> </blockquote> <p>Here in Australia you are the murderer</p> </blockquote> <p>i hate this site</p> </blockquote>http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51263476981http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51263476981Fri, 24 May 2013 20:35:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/acdb3f3ed87e377eefc6e065c6dcfb28/tumblr_mnbsfhusMm1qb0usko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dd295bb84480121386e7752631f257f4/tumblr_mnbsfhusMm1qb0usko2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51263412019http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51263412019Fri, 24 May 2013 20:34:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/33e5b090c6edb6b3e501f1a129ceadd1/tumblr_mggzw9cDTj1r3wk77o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/21952516dc3ab7fa16639371fcb28355/tumblr_mggzw9cDTj1r3wk77o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7df33908cf2048123838bc76f30ee93c/tumblr_mggzw9cDTj1r3wk77o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/22a4c317b8c3256ea12f7072a13366ff/tumblr_mggzw9cDTj1r3wk77o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9b70487ad645fa1b363299d246d238d/tumblr_mggzw9cDTj1r3wk77o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5acf4ab3fa3c79df7eecf3864f87f8cd/tumblr_mggzw9cDTj1r3wk77o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><blockquote> <p class="p1"><strong><small>Int:</small></strong><small> Harry, what’s your favorite tourist destination in NYC? (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iepZYOcZUzg">x</a>)</small></p> </blockquote></p>http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51263316552http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51263316552Fri, 24 May 2013 20:33:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99a92ce9174544e8e00b6fbcbb8a43bd/tumblr_mn4e13bXqr1qkli3wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://firelordwael.tumblr.com/post/51004991299/youwinagainmoffat-majortvjunkie-urbanfuck">firelordwael</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://youwinagainmoffat.tumblr.com/post/50951692818/majortvjunkie-urbanfuck-fun-fact-me-in-the">youwinagainmoffat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://majortvjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50947641042/urbanfuck-fun-fact-me-in-the-white">majortvjunkie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://urbanfuck.tumblr.com/post/50944646977/fun-fact-me-in-the-white-shorts">urbanfuck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fun fact: me in the white shorts</p> </blockquote> <div>fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world</div> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8hz3hAnB91qb37gs.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>i have literally seen this on my dash 12 times in this afternoon….</p> </blockquote>http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51094990397http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51094990397Wed, 22 May 2013 17:14:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3fefdfaa5b0c0e8e47a41593d115009/tumblr_mn5stbBkW31s0bqe4o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/99ba29d8d9eaa7539188e32094b0653e/tumblr_mn5stbBkW31s0bqe4o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c40872333189cc26b945cb98145dd606/tumblr_mn5stbBkW31s0bqe4o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c8fc67cd8549b3237ffb6913fdaa8b0/tumblr_mn5stbBkW31s0bqe4o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://britishhtea-irishhcream.tumblr.com/post/51045014114/no">britishhtea-irishhcream</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>NO</p> </blockquote>http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51093925040http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51093925040Wed, 22 May 2013 17:00:12 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://larryiswatching.tumblr.com/post/51090728450/yumnakedlarry-xbustedxmcflyx-once-lux-starts">larryiswatching</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yumnakedlarry.tumblr.com/post/51080310290/xbustedxmcflyx-once-lux-starts-talking-they">yumnakedlarry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xbustedxmcflyx.tumblr.com/post/50998872346/once-lux-starts-talking-they-better-keep-her-away">xbustedxmcflyx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>once Lux starts talking they better keep her away from cameras just think of the secrets she’s accidently spill</p> <p><em>“Hey Lux, where’s uncle Harry?”</em></p> <p><em>“Kissing uncle Louis”</em></p> <p><em>“and where’s uncle Zayn?”</em></p> <p><em>“Kissing uncle Liam”</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8d19a8be1430aa0dad2d4f3db5b642d1/tumblr_inline_mn5rxjH0nC1qz4rgp.gif"/></em></p> </blockquote> <p><em>“and where’s uncle Niall?”</em></p> <p><em>“Violently Masturbating”</em></p> </blockquote> <p>stop ur killin me</p> </blockquote>http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51093830063http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51093830063Wed, 22 May 2013 16:58:56 -0400<blockquote> <p>“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich</p> </blockquote>http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51092757056http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51092757056Wed, 22 May 2013 16:44:59 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://steelplatedhearts.tumblr.com/post/50861444507/alternate-title-for-the-great-gatsby-i-am">steelplatedhearts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:</p> <p>I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Caraway Story</p> </blockquote>http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51092735678http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51092735678Wed, 22 May 2013 16:44:42 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snapchatting.tumblr.com/post/50050887102/i-was-confident-for-like-2-minutes-one-time">snapchatting</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i was confident for like 2 minutes one time</p> </blockquote>http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51092719739http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51092719739Wed, 22 May 2013 16:44:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/768e0a1f3eeae1613cebebb9baf76ff1/tumblr_mmmsibggXP1sn75h6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dontbesadlove.tumblr.com/post/51092616170/thats-whassup-why-this-only-has-700-notes-i">dontbesadlove</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thats-whassup.tumblr.com/post/50449074709/why-this-only-has-700-notes-i-will-never-know">thats-whassup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why this only has 700 notes I will never know</p> </blockquote> <p>You mean seven thousand. ;)</p> </blockquote>http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51092661379http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51092661379Wed, 22 May 2013 16:43:44 -0400Me: Hello?<br /> Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?<br /> Me: I have no mother.<br /> Her: Well can I speak to your father?<br /> Me: Yeah, which one?<br /> Her: Which one is home?<br /> Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.<br /> Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?<br /> Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.<br /> Her: So who's Antonio?<br /> Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.<br /> Her: So Carlos was cheating?<br /> Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.<br /> Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?<br /> Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.<br /> Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?<br /> Me: I never said that.<br /> Her: Yes, yes you did!<br /> Me: No I didn't.<br /> Her: Y-yes! You did!<br /> Me: Did what?<br /> Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.<br /> http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51008008150http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51008008150Tue, 21 May 2013 15:42:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b83d7eed974d049e9f1cb413926aecb/tumblr_mn3ghdY64N1rcqai0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><em>Pregnant Harry, Verona, Italy 19.5</em></p> </blockquote>http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51007917470http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51007917470Tue, 21 May 2013 15:41:38 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lirrycuddles.tumblr.com/post/46197204929/why-noones-talking-about-this">lirrycuddles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p> WHY NOONE’S TALKING ABOUT THIS??</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/46848e2ca4441832fce964b1b0244032/tumblr_inline_mk6qp5WYgZ1ragyrr.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>HIS MOTHER FUCKING ARM</p>http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51007779771http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51007779771Tue, 21 May 2013 15:39:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/41e58b6dbc1cec7bd147efc6dd180b02/tumblr_mlxe64gnyx1rd3azxo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c35d522b929f703974b13780f215f432/tumblr_mlxe64gnyx1rd3azxo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small> Liam Payne at funky budha </small></p> </blockquote>http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51007608816http://mrspaynelinson.tumblr.com/post/51007608816Tue, 21 May 2013 15:37:18 -0400