fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
i have literally seen this on my dash 12 times in this afternoon….
(Source: sharonosbourne, via the-deathly-ahoran)
once Lux starts talking they better keep her away from cameras just think of the secrets she’s accidently spill
“Hey Lux, where’s uncle Harry?”
“Kissing uncle Louis”
“and where’s uncle Zayn?”
“Kissing uncle Liam”
“and where’s uncle Niall?”
“Violently Masturbating”
stop ur killin me
(via acceptbullshit)
“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich
(Source: heronqueenblues, via boobstyles)
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Caraway Story
(via when-dude-met-pal)
why this only has 700 notes I will never know
You mean seven thousand. ;)
(Source: awwww-cute)
*Mom hands me phone to answer*
- Me: Hello?
- Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
- Me: I have no mother.
- Her: Well can I speak to your father?
- Me: Yeah, which one?
- Her: Which one is home?
- Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
- Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
- Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
- Her: So who's Antonio?
- Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
- Her: So Carlos was cheating?
- Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
- Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
- Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
- Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
- Me: I never said that.
- Her: Yes, yes you did!
- Me: No I didn't.
- Her: Y-yes! You did!
- Me: Did what?
- Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
Pregnant Harry, Verona, Italy 19.5
(Source: rideharold, via harrysgenitals)
